Holy Crap: I'm an Official MVP for MS Paint

There are few emails that one will receive in his lifetime that will render him completely speechless. This past weekend, I received one such email. Its subject read Congratulations on your MVP Award!

I struggle with the words to describe how elated I am to be chosen for this award. Sure, I’ve worked my butt off in microsoft.public.accessories.paint, helping both newbies and vets solve their problems. But I never expected this. For me, it’s always been about my love of the Paint, and sharing my knowledge and expertise of Paint with the world.

I don’t want to bore you with me patting my self on the back, so I’ll just use the rest of this space to share my top three tips and tricks. I’ve got plenty more, so if you ever need some help with Paint, don’t hesitate to ask this MVP!


Why are some of my edges jagged?
You’ve discovered one of the dark secrets of digital art: pixilation. Because everything in your Paint image is made of small square blocks, the only way to make a diagonal line or a curve is to arrange the pixels in “steps;” these very steps give the image that ugly, jagged appearance.

Fortunately, we can help smooth out the jagged edges with a technique called anti-aliasing. The trick is to make the jagged edge an in-between color of the two bodies of colors. For our red circle and white background, all we need is pink, applied with the spray paint can tool.

And like magic, the jagged edge is no more!

How do I do shadows?
Shadows in Paint are incredibly easy to do:
1) Draw the shape you want to draw, but instead use black
2) Draw the shape you want to draw, using the colors you really want to use, but draw it at an angle slightly away from the black shape

Look ma, a shadow!

How can I make realistic looking Hair?
This is one of the more difficult things to accomplish in Paint. But it’s certainly doable. First, you need to figure out what hair style you want to use. Once you figure that out, it’s just a matter of using the right tool.

Curl

Believe it or not, this is a simple matter of using the wonderfully handy spray can tool. Just pick the hair color, and go crazy!!!

Baldy

This hairstyle is so ridiculously simple you’ll wonder why more cartoons characters aren’t bald. Simply apply the ellipse tool twice, above each ear, and you’ve got yourself a bald guy!

Side Part

When you want to make your character look neat and orderly, only the polygon tool will do. Here’s something funny: I like to part my own hair on the left, but draw it parted on the right. Funny, see, I told you!

Bed Head

Oh no, caught red handed without a comb! You can easily achieve this look with the use of the paint brush tool. Don’t go too crazy, it’s pretty easy to slip and go through an eye.


Be sure to congratulate Jason Mauss as well. He was awarded this year’s MSN Messenger MVP.

Published Sunday, November 13, 2005 10:47 PM by Alex Papadimoulis

Comments

Sunday, November 13, 2005 10:54 PM by Jason Mauss

# re: Holy Crap: I'm an Official MVP for MS Paint

oh wow - the use of sarcasm in this post is just delightful. As James Lipton might say... "SCRUMTRULESCENT!!" haha.

I can't wait to hear which people were given the other MVP awards...but I think Paint and Command Prompt are fairly prestigious, good job man!
Monday, November 14, 2005 5:05 AM by Frans Bouma

# re: Holy Crap: I'm an Official MVP for MS Paint

hahaahah Bed head :D
Monday, November 14, 2005 5:58 AM by Mandyhan

# re: Holy Crap: I'm an Official MVP for MS Paint

This rings a bell! Photos of myself always scare the crap out of me, because my hair is always parted the wrong way. At least, that's what I think: I part my hair in the mirror, and the way I look in the mirror represents the _right_ way of parting my hair. Pity for the rest of the world they never get to see me with my hair parted the right way. :)
Monday, November 14, 2005 12:35 PM by MVP

# re: Holy Crap: I'm an Official MVP for MS Paint

Yeah I got two of them too last week.
MVP - Most valuable Padder: for helpful tips to the community on how to launch notepad and write big words in bold text....and...
MVP - Most valuable Porn-monger for how to download porn for more than 48 hours non-stop with out straining a aingle eye.
Monday, November 14, 2005 2:31 PM by Jeff

# re: Holy Crap: I'm an Official MVP for MS Paint

CONGRATULATIONS! This will look quite nice on your resume.

I am told that next year I am a shoe-in for becoming an MVP for Notepad. Wish me luck!
Monday, November 14, 2005 2:31 PM by Jeff

# re: Holy Crap: I'm an Official MVP for MS Paint

(damn! that joke was already made!)
Friday, November 18, 2005 3:25 PM by Brendan Tompkins

# re: Holy Crap: I'm an Official MVP for MS Paint

This is the funniest post I've read all year!
Friday, December 02, 2005 1:47 PM by Sergio Pereira

# re: Holy Crap: I'm an Official MVP for MS Paint

I used to have "MVP MS-Paint and Notepad" in my email and newsgroups signatures just for fun. When I saw the title of this post, for a minute I thought the title actually existed :) LOL ! Searching google groups showed me that I'm not the only fake out there :)
Friday, December 02, 2005 2:11 PM by Derick Bailey

# re: Holy Crap: I'm an Official MVP for MS Paint

i got my MVP for Start button award just a week ago. :)
Friday, December 02, 2005 2:13 PM by micah

# re: Holy Crap: I'm an Official MVP for MS Paint

funny stuff! hey, where'd all the flare images go?
Friday, December 02, 2005 2:24 PM by TBrown

# re: Holy Crap: I'm an Official MVP for MS Paint

I want the CPB MVP! or for those not in the know the copy and paste buffer MVP.
Friday, December 02, 2005 3:35 PM by Todd Aspeotis

# Anybody actually seen what pbrush can do?

If you're actually a qualified CPU-operator, you'll find that you can get 1337 results from paint. Just check this image: http://www.thebestpageintheuniverse.net/c.cgi?u=weekly_sub3, it was made all in paint (apparently).
Friday, December 02, 2005 7:22 PM by Foxyshadis

# re: Holy Crap: I'm an Official MVP for MS Paint

That is not MS Paint, c'mon now.

My friend took most of her MS paint drawings down, but she was fantastic with it.

http://aya.jamt.se/scan/my_first_paintbrush_painting.png
Monday, December 05, 2005 4:25 AM by R3Sh33P

# re: Holy Crap: I'm an Official MVP for MS Paint

I've been using different tools for the last ten years, but these tips were just mind bogglingly brilliant.

Your award is well deserved. Keep me posted if your doing some additional postings or when the book gets published!

Best regards and salute,
Jeff
Johannesburg
South Africa
Monday, December 05, 2005 6:26 AM by R3Sh33P

# re: Holy Crap: I'm an Official MVP for MS Paint

and spelling, texts that is...
Monday, December 05, 2005 5:50 PM by Office Pleb

# re: Holy Crap: I'm an Official MVP for MS Paint

Damn, I wish I could afford a licenced copy. Is there an OpenSource resource or is Paint part of Micro$oft's 'Visual Binary' project?
Tuesday, December 06, 2005 7:43 AM by Tony Morris

# re: Holy Crap: I'm an Official MVP for MS Paint

<quote>
Keep me posted if your doing some additional postings or when the book gets published!
</quote>
<quote>
and spelling, texts that is...
</quote>
What about spelling the contraction for 'you are'? It is spelled "you're", not "your".
Wednesday, December 07, 2005 3:53 AM by R3Sh33P

# re: Holy Crap: I'm an Official MVP for MS Paint

oi I'm dutch okay stop moaning, rather sort me out with the highlight tips! :)

thanks for the help non the less Tony M, related to Bony M?
Thursday, December 08, 2005 3:26 AM by roodles

# re: Holy Crap: I'm an Official MVP for MS Paint

this dutchie is a fool... tony m is cool
Thursday, December 08, 2005 3:28 AM by roodles

# re: Holy Crap: I'm an Official MVP for MS Paint

by the way the previous post was to the tune of "Daddy Cool"
Friday, December 09, 2005 6:07 AM by painter

# re: Holy Crap: I'm an Official MVP for MS Paint

That's funny
Friday, December 09, 2005 7:21 AM by roodles

# re: Holy Crap: I'm an Official MVP for MS Paint

humour is my middle name... no seriously now guys humour my first name.
Monday, June 05, 2006 4:59 PM by Mike Rod

# re: Holy Crap: I'm an Official MVP for MS Paint

I'm a Minesweeper Consultant, Solitaire Expert (MCSE) Certified by Microsoft

Wonder if there is MVP awards for the same categories...

Mike

PS: Congrats, Alex!
Monday, August 14, 2006 1:48 AM by BM

# re: Holy Crap: I'm an Official MVP for MS Paint

*pixellation

(apologies)

Sunday, October 15, 2006 5:20 AM by Knollepetz

# re: Holy Crap: I'm an Official MVP for MS Paint

R.E.S.P.E.C.T....

A friend of mine has an "Bed Head" and during my laughter he told me, that his barber calls it "pillow cut"!!!!!

Sunday, October 15, 2006 6:02 AM by YesMan

# re: Holy Crap: I'm an Official MVP for MS Paint

thanks for your extraordinary hints... i am on my way to antialias some elder paintings of mine... looks fantastic so far...

Paint forever, powerapps for powerusers!

Thursday, November 02, 2006 9:31 AM by John Wall

# re: Holy Crap: I'm an Official MVP for MS Paint

Holy Crap... that's funny!

Friday, November 10, 2006 7:35 PM by doomonu

# re: Holy Crap: I'm an Official MVP for MS Paint

I'm glad that I've gotten the MVP for multiplayer notepad five years running. Great stuff.

Friday, November 10, 2006 7:53 PM by anonymous

# re: Holy Crap: I'm an Official MVP for MS Paint

Pixilation? This is related to pixies? Perhaps you mean pixelation, which relates to pixels.

Friday, November 10, 2006 8:09 PM by Rod Trent at myITforum.com

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Friday, November 10, 2006 9:21 PM by anonymous

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Friday, November 10, 2006 11:58 PM by sasa

# shss.. noob

ur noob dude.. u dont know how to use teh paint. its not a tool its a weapon for your mind.. you should use the paint with your soul... ur noob dude.. ur a noob! mvp ah.. u suck!

Saturday, November 11, 2006 4:38 AM by brainwashed

# re: Holy Crap: I'm an Official MVP for MS Paint

You are a true artist!

Saturday, November 11, 2006 11:37 AM by Christopher Clark's AvaBlog

# Alex Papadimoulis' : MVP for MS Paint

I struggle with the words to describe how elated I am to be chosen for this award. Sure, I’ve worked...

Saturday, November 11, 2006 5:08 PM by Keith

# re: Holy Crap: I'm an Official MVP for MS Paint

Are you kidding? You sure do know how to make full use of MS Paint. I can't live with that. At least, if I have to, will get something like <a href="http://www.neohide.com">GIMP</a>, as substitute.

Saturday, November 11, 2006 5:46 PM by Mgkwho

# re: Holy Crap: I'm an Official MVP for MS Paint

Is this a joke?

And Keith, I think you meant www.neohide.com

-=|Mgkwho

Sunday, November 12, 2006 6:01 AM by Kerry Kobashi

# re: Holy Crap: I'm an Official MVP for MS Paint

Bahahaha! I guess that's better than MVP for Microsoft Bob!

Tuesday, January 02, 2007 10:12 PM by lb

# re: Holy Crap: I'm an Official MVP for MS Paint

what ever happened to the MVP Logo? Did the trademark lawyers send you a cease and desist?

I'm onto you Papa!!

;-)

Saturday, January 06, 2007 8:03 AM by Annoyed

# re: Holy Crap: I'm an Official MVP for MS Paint

Dont get the sarcasm in this article.

Think its wasted webspace and bandwidth and my time.

Saturday, June 02, 2007 10:38 PM by yourmom

# re: Holy Crap: I'm an Official MVP for MS Paint

yeahh so you cant do anything in paint.

Wednesday, June 27, 2007 8:31 PM by troy

# re: Holy Crap: I'm an Official MVP for MS Paint

I love baldy, he's funny

Friday, September 14, 2007 11:11 PM by alissa

# re: Holy Crap: I'm an Official MVP for MS Paint

you're retarded.

zomg, EASY.

Tuesday, October 09, 2007 12:32 PM by Sohbet

# re: Holy Crap: I'm an Official MVP for MS Paint

I had the pleasure of meeting Window out at MS couple years back and she seemed like a great person, so I am very happy for her.

Tuesday, October 09, 2007 12:39 PM by Sohbet

# re: Holy Crap: I'm an Official MVP for MS Paint

I had the pleasure of meeting Window out at MS couple years back and she seemed like a great person, so I am very happy for her.

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Monday, January 21, 2008 10:27 AM by Dodg3r

# re: Holy Crap: I'm an Official MVP for MS Paint

and that's why i never took MSCSA :D

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