Intellitype 5
Roy Osherove wonders how to get his non-wireless MS keyboard working. Microsoft recently released a new version of IntelliType (their keyboard software), which works with Windows 2003. Goto http://www.microsoft.com/hardware/mouseandkeyboard/downloads/default.aspx, and pick your product. Windows 2003 isn't listed under the OS dropdown, but it works fine.
There is also a new version of IntelliPoint (the MS Mouse software).