I think I've finally caught up on emails, RSS feeds, newsgroups, and work since my departure into the Canadian backwoods (note to self: never go anywhere without a good internet connection again, ever). I found an interesting piece of spam this morning in my inbox:
William Shatner trilogy Captains Glory
sometime next second Vulcans Soul Exiles
Josepha Sherman Susan Shwartz. third
new Pocket Books projects
papers Getting Links
Personally, I think it's some kind of twisted Star Trek-Gilligans Island Haiku that an out-of-control computer somewhere in Colorado is generating.