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Bad IT people
First of all, sorry for not posting much lately. It's a very busy time, I just finished working for a month, gonna buy a new laptop, a Dell.
Didn't have that much time (and energy) to do much computer related things, and if I did something it wasn't worth blogging about it (and yes, I usually set my standards pretty high :p)
But here is a little teaser, a small list I gathered some years ago, all based on true events:
Bad IT people:
- Can not press CTRL-ALT-DEL properly
- Lose their command prompt
- Can not configure their e-mail client
- Do not understand <form>
- Can not put RAM in the right memory banks
- Do not understand https://
- Can not install & configure IIS
- Deny that Google is the best search engine
- Can not use command line 'ftp'
- Do not understand what dual-boot means
- Can not open a .pdf file
- Forget to check the power supply on failure
- Can not use MS Excel
- Believe that MSN is the only IM
- Do not know the difference between their LAN IP and external IP
- Are scared when their cpu load is at 100%
- Do not know what extensions are
- Put their pencil in a pc cooler
- Believe that Hotmail is a program
- Can not see extensions
- Destroy their mobo and CPU by installing a printer
- Do not know what their source code is
- Can not open unknown files
- Burn 1.8Mb on a 700MB CDR
- Do not known what a proxy is