It's a great song, forgot who's the artist, but here is a piece of code that came forward when hearing this song:
C#:
int you = new int(), nothing = new int();
if (nothing.CompareTo(you) == 0) {
Console.WriteLine("Nothing Compares To You!");
}
Shorter:
int you = new int(), nothing = new int();
Console.WriteLine(nothing.CompareTo(you) == 0 ? "Nothing Compares To You!":"");
PS: It compiles.
And something from a friend of mine during a class of PL/SQL:
PL/SQL:
declare
Result number(2);
heart_broken exception;
gun_trigger exception;
begin
if SHOW_LOV('myLov') = false then
go_block('Heart_broken');
else
go_block('Joy');
end if;
exception
when heart_broken then
raise gun_trigger;
end;
(I believe it compiles as well ;))
Update: It seems it's from Sinead O'Connor.
First of all, sorry for not posting much lately. It's a very busy time, I just finished working for a month, gonna buy a new laptop, a Dell.
Didn't have that much time (and energy) to do much computer related things, and if I did something it wasn't worth blogging about it (and yes, I usually set my standards pretty high :p)
But here is a little teaser, a small list I gathered some years ago, all based on true events:
Bad IT people: - Can not press CTRL-ALT-DEL properly
- Lose their command prompt
- Can not configure their e-mail client
- Do not understand <form>
- Can not put RAM in the right memory banks
- Do not understand https://
- Can not install & configure IIS
- Deny that Google is the best search engine
- Can not use command line 'ftp'
- Do not understand what dual-boot means
- Can not open a .pdf file
- Forget to check the power supply on failure
- Can not use MS Excel
- Believe that MSN is the only IM
- Do not know the difference between their LAN IP and external IP
- Are scared when their cpu load is at 100%
- Do not know what extensions are
- Put their pencil in a pc cooler
- Believe that Hotmail is a program
- Can not see extensions
- Destroy their mobo and CPU by installing a printer
- Do not know what their source code is
- Can not open unknown files
- Burn 1.8Mb on a 700MB CDR
- Do not known what a proxy is