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Some quotes to keep me sane....

"Twenty years from now you will be more disappointed by the
things you didn't do than by the ones you did do. So throw off
the bowlines. Sail away from the safe harbor. Catch the trade
winds in your sails. Explore. Dream. Discover
." - Mark Twain

"Don't get hung up in the past, but move on and continue in a
forward motion no matter what happens. Even if a piece of work
is an overall failure, there will still be some element in that
work that is better than you've ever done before. It is that
small element that you must thrive on, and use to give yourself
the motivation to continue."
- Robert Suguita

- Why is it that bullets ricochet off of Superman's chest, but he
ducks when the gun is thrown at him?

Please feel free to add any of your favourite quotes to this list, especially if they help describe your current mood, situation, or outlook ;-)

Comments

Darren Neimke said:

"I can be contacted through several mediums, although it is a rare event when I multitask and use two simultaneously. As to whether I am actually able to communicate, well that is certainly debatable. On some levels maybe, on others clearly not."
# June 19, 2003 12:48 PM

Darren Neimke said:

Son, a woman is a lot like a... a refrigerator! They're about six feet tall, 300 pounds. They make ice, and... um... [spots his can of Duff] Oh, wait a minute. Actually, a woman is more like a beer. They smell good, they look good, you'd step over your own mother just to get one! [downs the beer] But you can't stop at one. You wanna drink another woman! - Homer J Simpson
# June 19, 2003 12:49 PM

Darren Neimke said:

When I just accidentally dialed an 800 number without preceding it by a 1, I got a message from the phone company saying, "You must dial a 1 before an 800 number."

If they can do that, why can't they just "If/Then" and put the dang 1 in???
# June 19, 2003 12:52 PM

Frans Bouma said:

Frysk: "Wês in sinnestriel. In oar hat dêr forlet fan."

In English: "Be as a sunbeam, other people will appreciate it."
# June 19, 2003 1:14 PM

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# June 19, 2003 1:31 PM

Frans Bouma said:

Some of the despair classics:
"It could be that the purpose of your life is only to serve as a warning to others" :D

"For every winner there are dozens of losers. Odds are you are one of them." :) :) Great birthday-gift material to give to your PHB's ;P
# June 19, 2003 1:46 PM

Paul said:

"When you find yourself in a hole, the best thing you can do is stop digging." -- Warren Buffet
# June 19, 2003 7:41 PM

Paul said:

"You see, wire telegraph is a kind of a very, very long cat. You pull his tail in New York and his head is meowing in Los Angeles. Do you understand this? And radio operates exactly the same way: you send signals here, they receive them there. The only difference is that there is no cat." - Albert Einstein
# June 19, 2003 7:41 PM

Jan Tielens said:

Trying is the first step towards failure.
# June 19, 2003 8:51 PM

Neil said:

Deprived of the freedom to wander, man often becomes frustrated, bored, dulled; a moron, a machine, an automaton. -- Tristan Jones
# June 19, 2003 8:57 PM

shauna said:

sanity......only rich people have it because they can buy people to be insane for them......and we are the commoners the insane people running errands and doing the rich peoples shit for them while they sit back and drink pina coladas on the deck of their private boat.....

why do we let this happen to ourselves?
oh yea...because we get paid
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