This reads like a fortune cookie!!
I got some of these Microsoft Yo-Yo's to give out as prizes at the upcoming DevDays event where I'll be working in an exhibitor booth. I hadn't taken the time to actually read what was printed on the packaging. I handed someone here at work one of these things, and he started chuckling. He then pointed it out to me: “This Sporting Yo-Yo brings you Happy Time!” I got cracked up at it too. It's like something you might find over at www.engrish.com. Check it out: