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New show idea for MTV & Microsoft: "Pimp My Site"

Anyone that knows me knows that I love 2 things with great passion: (1) television and (2) the Web.  I've got the world's best job being able to work and play on and with both simultaneously.  Its truly is a non-stop thrill to be able to merge the two platforms and do some really cool cross-media things. 

One of the shows that I really love watching these days is MTV's “Pimp My Ride”, which if you've never seen it is basically an Extreme Makeover for average people with junked-out cars featuring unbelievable revamps by West Coast Customs on all sorts of vehicles.

I was thinking that MTV and Microsoft should do something similar with junked-out web sites and apps.  Have an ISV or web shop go in, take a horrendous site, and give it the aesthetic and functional treatment to make it something really killer.  Can you imagine the ratings from the geek crowd?  Think about it...

SITE OWNER: “Man!  I can't believe how you guys pimped my site!  It's awesome!!!“

DEVELOPER: “OK, your site was totally screwed up and had no customers.  So, we gave you the deluxe web pimp package.  We fixed your broken links, indexed you with Google, had our graphics guy apply a custom color scheme and CSS theme to your site for feel, upscaled your DB from Access to the new SQL Server to manage your users and inventory, and re-worked your URLs to be based on XML.  Yeah!“

Man, I need some sleep.  :)

Comments

Phil Scott said:

I saw that show and they installed a chandeller, a makeup kit and a coffee machine. I guess the equivalent would be a bunch of java applets, rotating graphics and a flash intro.
# April 30, 2004 9:33 AM

Greg Pyatt said:

What about blinking text? You can't forget blinking text! Teh <bink> tag t0tlly r0x0rz for teh intarweb! LOL!!!!11111eleventy

Seriously though, I think it's a great idea and it couldn't hurt to inject a little more humor (note: GOOD humor, not groan-inducing nerdo-humor, m'kay?) into some of those MSDN videos.
# April 30, 2004 11:42 AM

Jason Salas said:

Hi Phil!

LOL! Yeah, and they could migrate a slow site from the Zeus web server to IIS 6.0 with HTTP compression!
# April 30, 2004 11:12 PM

Jason Salas said:

Hey Greg! Oh sure...how could one neglect the <BLINK> tags? Maybe something very DHTML-heavy and very Flash friendly.
# April 30, 2004 11:14 PM

Nyt Q. Crawler said:

I think that it would be a good idea if it were actually educational and they left the code somewhere on a website for others to download and use.
# May 8, 2004 9:41 PM

Jason Salas said:

Hi Nyt,

Great site! It'd be a great way to do something positive for someone...get really good guys to come in and really revamp a project.
# May 9, 2004 1:32 AM

Pimp Master said:

I had a similair Idea...as I love the show aswell...

and gee...guess what????

I ran with it!

I had to make it marketable...Id like to eventualy have it more like im pimpin someones site...hard to find that target market though so I had to offer web dev for someone who just plain needed a site to begin with...

but hey!

Its a start! Good things to come...

check it ou!

http://www.pimpmysite.com

Pimp Master
# June 5, 2004 3:22 AM

Jason Salas said:

I love it! Great job!
# June 5, 2004 3:25 AM

Pimp Master said:

Check out the new talking pimp I just added.
# June 8, 2004 5:44 AM

Jason Salas said:

Nice touch. :)
# June 8, 2004 6:24 AM

Smarter than you said:

Honestly, are all you guys Dorkwads??? I mean, honestly, who wants to watch ppl type html codes for 30 minutes? And if you were hoping for a rapper to host this show....u'd be out of luck! That's a truly sorry idea for a show. sorry if i crushed your dreams, but maybe next time. Then again, maybe not.
# July 24, 2004 3:37 PM
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