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What if Google gets into the developer tool market?

If you subscribe to and read my blog with any regularity, you'll probably pick up on the fact that amidst my normal rants and raves, I go through brief and intermittent periods of being fixated with certain dominant themes - writing about specific technologies like Ajax and RSS, concepts like SOA and Web 2.0, or platforms like podcasting and wireless.  Such are things I take momentary intense interest in understanding and typically pine over for a couple weeks until I get it all out of my system, asking a bunch of questions, proposing different theories and drawing certain conclusions about one thing for that moment in time.

My latest such obsession has been with all things Google

As such, I'm now wondering what the world would be like if Google got into building, marketing and releasing developer tools.  They've already made great strides with the public APIs for its search and mapping services, taking a very Web 2.0 approach to connecting with their targeted audiences.  So one can expect them to have at least considered becoming very active and eventually dominant in the external programing space and fostering relationships with ISVs. 

So how about it?  What if the Mountain View company started producing its own new programming languages, IDE(s), utilities and more to make building custom Internet-aware applications using their technologies?  Now we're talking head-to-head competition with Microsoft on an entirely different level.  I think it's a very natural and expected progression as a software giant, and I'm quite sure more than a few of the smart people there have tossed this around at some point.  Shoot, I know much smaller dev shops that hav written their own custom scripting languages and proprietary platforms.  Why not?

What do I know?  They're probably doing so already.
Published Sep 24 2005, 10:46 AM by guam-aspdev
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reader said:

B. Gates: "Google, because they are in the honeymoon phase, people think that they do all things at all times in all ways." http://news.com.com/Gates+on+Google+What%2C+me+worry/2008-1082_3-5863514.html?tag=nl
September 24, 2005 2:43 AM
 

stop giving google ideas said:

stop giving google ideas,strart ur own compnnay mr jason
September 24, 2005 6:18 AM
 

Jason Salas said:

Hmmm...the investigative journalist in me is starting to sniff out an emotion from apparent Microsoft advocates. The anonymous nature of the above and several other comments (see: http://weblogs.asp.net/jasonsalas/archive/2005/09/24/425858.aspx#FeedBack) posted imply a sense of fear.

Interesting...I gotta get my hands on a copy of that MS memo: http://news.com.com/2100-1012_3-5877197.html
September 24, 2005 7:28 AM
 

Architect said:

Architect: Hello, Jason.

Jason: Who are you?

Architect: I am the Architect.I created MSN Search I've been waiting for you.You have many questions,
and though the process has altered your consciousness,you remain irrevocably human.
Ergo some of my answers you will understand, and some of them you will not.
Concordantly, while your first question may be the most pertinent, you may or may
not realize it is also the most irrelevant.

Jason: What if Google gets into the developer tool market?

Architect: Google the sum of a remainder of an unbalanced equation inherent to the programming
of MSN Search.Google is eventuality of an anomaly, which, despite our sincerest efforts,we have
been unable to eliminate from what is otherwise a non existant market apart from a business
plan called Adsense that Google came up with. While it remains a burden assiduously avoided, it is not unexpected, and thus not beyonda measure of control. Which has led you, inexorably...to post more about
Google and become obssessed with the Blue,Red,Yellow and Green rather than the Orange,Green,Blue,Yellow
Pills.

Jason: You haven't answered my question.

Architect: Quite right. Interesting. That was quicker than the others.

TV Jasons: Others? How many others? What others? Answer my question!

Architect: Microsoft is older than you know. I prefer counting from the emergence of one integral Windows to
the emergence of the next, in which case this is the 6th version(Vista).

TV Jasons: 6`One's before ? 5 4 3 2 They all crashed!

Jason: There are only two possible explanations, either no one told me, or no one knows.

Architect: Precisely. As you are undoubtedly gathering, the Google is systemic - creating fluctuations
in even the most simplistic equations.

Jason: How Google is able to innovate and why Microsoft can't keep up?

Architect: The first MSN Search I designed was quite naturally perfect, it was a work of art - flawless, sublime.
A triumph equalled only by its monumental failure. The inevitability of its doom is apparent to
us now as a consequence of the imperfection inherent in every human being. Thus, we redesigned it
based on Google to more accurately reflect the varying grotesqueries of Search. However,
We were again frustrated by failure since we ran it on Windows.Bt have since come to understand that the answer eluded us because it required a better undertanding of clustering and diffential data mining algorithims or perhaps we needed to hire more PHD people who wore contact lenses and bring there dogs to work ??? than Google.Thus the answer was stumbled upon by another - an intuitive program,initially created to investigate certain aspects of the Windows. If I am the father of the MSN Search, she would undoubtedly be its mother.

Jason: Codename Z???

Architect: Yes Codename Z. As I was saying, she stumbled upon a solution whereby nearly 99% of all of the
market is already ours,given a choice, even if Google were only aware of the choice at a near
unconscious level. While this answer functioned, it was obviously fundamentally flawed, thus creating the otherwise contradictory systemic anomaly (Google Desktop Search), that if left unchecked might threaten the
system itself due to crappy Indexing and Privacy concerns. Ergo those that refused Google, while a minority, if unchecked, would constitute an escalating probablility of disaster.

Jason: This is about the World Dominion.

Architect: We once proposed to buy Google,but Google declined,but we will try again,we will keep buying like
Google is buying and plastering its name over what it brought.We will buy till one day You will have
MS Oracle.

Jason: Bullshit.

TV Jasons: Bullshit!

Architect: Denial is the most predictable of all human responses, but rest assured,we will be loosing again
thanks to shitty releases VS2005 etc. and betas.Once the next version of windows gets released
everthing will be screwed since we will be decoupling Avalon and WinFS.Rest assured we really dont have a choice but to buy more...


Jason: I will be posting more about Google than you think.

Architect: We won't.
September 24, 2005 1:41 PM

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