[ot] - Our MSDN is boring
We need some help from MSDN Japan.
On the front page:

Click it and you get this:

http://www.microsoft.com/japan/msdn/subscriptions/gozonji/
I have no idea what Gozonji is, but it's got to be at least as cool as Avalon, Indigo, or Mr. Sparkle. We need Gozonji technology, now!