The Dick Button drinking game
I've had the Olympics on every day since Arrested Development went off the air, and I've found that the most consistently entertaining aspect has been the commentary of Mr. Dick Button.
I don't know much about the guy, other than he skated in the 40s and 50s (not his
40s and 50s). One thing I do know is that he is not easily pleased. He doesn't like the scoring system, the skaters are uninspiring, their choice of music is dull and so on.
A quick bit of research led me to the Dick Button Drinking Game
. If you're going to catch any figure skating, do yourself a favor and grab some friends and a keg of beer. You'll need it.