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Red vs Blue

I guess I'm a late comer to the Red vs Blue BloodGulch serial. Holy crap, Batman, it's brilliant. I laughed. I cried. OK, I just laughed. A lot. Those guys are amazing.

Published Friday, August 01, 2003 1:36 PM by kevindente

Comments

# re: Red vs Blue@ Friday, August 01, 2003 5:21 PM

Totally agree! Been watching since about Episode 1 or so...bring on # 14! :D

HumanCompiler

# re: Red vs Blue@ Tuesday, January 27, 2004 6:51 PM

This is the funnest thing i've ever saw, but i cant get any of the old episodes

Daniel_anime62

# re: Red vs Blue@ Thursday, February 05, 2004 2:25 PM

good

bob

# re: Red vs Blue@ Wednesday, February 11, 2004 4:54 PM

it was grate for what i'v seen on unscrwed it looked funny and i think it is going to be a big hit

jim patersen

# re: Red vs Blue@ Tuesday, February 24, 2004 5:52 PM

halo is cool

sam

# Red vs Blue - it's official@ Tuesday, March 02, 2004 6:53 PM

TrackBack

# re: Red vs Blue@ Thursday, March 04, 2004 7:32 PM

if you are still looking someone has the season one episodes on their site, but you will need divx.

http://www.uvm.edu/~pzahn/

Mike

# re: Red vs Blue@ Saturday, March 06, 2004 2:13 PM

nobody messes with blue

bobby

# re: Red vs Blue@ Friday, March 12, 2004 11:36 AM

Rest in piece pinkey toe, you shall be avenged. Kabose is the best chr ever!!!!

Sefer

# re: Red vs Blue@ Saturday, March 13, 2004 5:23 PM

I cant get them to work!

Alex

# re: Red vs Blue@ Saturday, March 13, 2004 5:25 PM

I mean from http://www.uvm.edu/~pzahn/

Alex

# re: Red vs Blue@ Thursday, March 18, 2004 1:21 PM

You guys are all wrong with the character. the best of them all is Donut with his littish red armor..... lol.

Frank the Spleen Cow

# re: Red vs Blue@ Tuesday, April 06, 2004 12:59 PM

this was funny as heck

wyatt

# re: Red vs Blue@ Tuesday, April 06, 2004 1:00 PM

i loved it very much

T-I-M-Y

# re: Red vs Blue@ Saturday, May 29, 2004 10:30 PM

U r all a bunch of little fucking geeks who live in the moms basements. U know what, get a fucking life! Quit bitching about shows on the internet. That show has gone down hill but still fucking keep it to ur self u cum guzlers. If ever met any 1 of u i would laugh in ur face amd then kick ur ass. Who ever made this web site OVIEOSLY has no life and should go get a fucking girl friend. That is all. (P.S. Church rulez)

Anarchy Wizzard

# re: Red vs Blue@ Sunday, June 13, 2004 1:57 PM

Yo Wizzard
Shut the fuck up you god dam pissy hole you can't even mother fucking spell properly so go suck ur moms saggy tits and go watch ur spiderman videos again you tosspot
(P.S caboose is the shizna)

Wizzard Hunter

# re: Red vs Blue@ Tuesday, June 15, 2004 12:12 AM

wizzard, for a fucking 9 year old you sure know nothing to life bitch, you say you would kick are asses, but you get your ass kicked by your dad every fucking day. What do you know about life anyway you little shit fuck, you cant even fucking spell, why dont you find a girlfriend that can teach you how to.

P.S. i thought you said that show fucking sucked, but here you are telling us that one of the characters is cool, wow, what a fucktard you are.

Modemboy

# re: Red vs Blue@ Tuesday, June 15, 2004 11:08 AM

And then there are the people that don't get certain types of humor...

blast

# re: Red vs Blue@ Tuesday, June 15, 2004 3:42 PM

How can a guy with a name like "Anarchy Wizzard" call anyone a geek? I don't get it, I just don't get it.

comrade

# re: Red vs Blue@ Tuesday, June 15, 2004 9:45 PM

wow, that guy is an idiot. rvb rocks, and he does need a girlfriend...with a dictionary. someone besides his mom or dad needs to suck him off. and no wizzard...not your siblings. and certainly not your dog you sick fucker

BobCat

# re: Red vs Blue@ Wednesday, June 16, 2004 1:28 PM

ya this show is awesome and you sir anarchy wizzard are an asshat

wage

# RVSB @ Sunday, June 20, 2004 6:42 AM

This shit rocks! CRUNK FO SHIZZLE!
oh, if any1 has all da episodes could u E-mail them 2 me. Shit. i cummed on my jacket. My bitch cant suck 4 shit! huuh oh well.

the fucked1

# re: Red vs Blue@ Tuesday, June 22, 2004 11:35 PM

Funny how Anarchy Wizard actually came to this website to complain on how Red vs. Blue sucks. Think about the irony.

Petra

# re: Red vs Blue@ Wednesday, June 23, 2004 2:10 PM

OMFG! i thought i waz the only one who liked RVB, all the guyz @ my skool think "who the heck is this guy!?" when i start re-enacting the parts to myself, i got 2 get the DVD!!!

PS 1: Caboose is best! fav. quote = "Sometimes, when i sleep at night, i dream about my parents having sex and i get really mad for some reason..."

PS 2: I'm not so much a loner (because i talk to my self :P ) its just when talking about RVB & peeps don't even heard of it ;)

.:ZinK:.

ZinK

# re: Red vs Blue@ Thursday, June 24, 2004 7:39 PM

I love rvb!!! I want Caboose!!! So bad!!! HEHEHE! I am so jealous of sheila...boohooo....

The Lovely Aura

# re: Red vs Blue@ Wednesday, July 07, 2004 10:34 AM

If you want Season 1 just download it on Kazaa Lite...I found all of them in a few minutes.

knicknack

# re: Red vs Blue@ Thursday, July 08, 2004 5:42 PM

why cannt i download alot of the episodes on the site. pisses me off. i have the right players and everything.

holycow

# re: Red vs Blue@ Saturday, July 10, 2004 9:32 AM

Wizzard can go sit on his dick and rotate 360 degrees if he knows how! (he'll probably go sit in the oven) RVB is NOT going downhill!

U SUK

# re: Red vs Blue@ Thursday, July 15, 2004 6:29 PM

Wizzard gets points for the Discworld reference. He gets negative points for being a fucktard. He gets more negative points for thinking that he can "get" a girlfriend - like they're possessions. He gets more negative points if the 'wizzard' thing was accidental.

And more negative points for being an anarchist.

Mort

# re: Red vs Blue@ Sunday, July 18, 2004 3:48 PM

Wizzard apparently did nor does have the cognative capacity to use any words other than 'fuck', 'bitch','suck', etc. It seems his obviously angry remarks were used to 'project', a psychological term referring to the behavior of accusing others of malices or irregularities the accusing party is guilty of.

It is also possible that he is simply an angry 'redneck' (for lack of a better word) with a lasting hatred for intelligence. However, as is evident by the discrepancies and ironies in his brief and pointless commentary, it is highly doubtful that this is actually the case.

Therefore, I am led to a final prognosis;my conlusion: Wizzard is just another angry dickwad.

Slightly_Misaligned

# re: Red vs Blue@ Monday, July 19, 2004 10:06 AM

First, RVB pwns. I truely love it, despite hardly anyone in The Great South Land (Australia for all you ppl that have never heard it being refered as that before) knowing about it. Its great because the stories can be carried over to other situations, such as TFC etc.

Secondly, I have to agree with Mort. Discworld requires a level of intelligence to understand its more subtle humour(Small gods and The 5th Elephant are my favourate so far), so I'm going with the Wizzard reference being a simple mistake on his behalf. Probably hasn't ever read a book in his life, and that's banking on the fact that he *can* read.

Wit that being said, I think we can safely say that he won't be making a return. Just some loser with nothing better to do than to inflame everyone else here.

P.s Wizzard is pure arsehat :) nuff said

Lews Therin

# re: Red vs Blue@ Wednesday, July 21, 2004 10:18 PM

Red vs Blue is the greatest online tv hit series EVER! I have downloaded all their series and even the extra's they added for mother's day and 4th of July etc.. Red vs Blue is greatly recommended by me to all of you team killing fucktards out there.. All game lovers, this is your series to watch!!

Matt

# re: Red vs Blue@ Thursday, July 22, 2004 9:04 PM

man red vs blue is perhaps the most awsome thing iv ever saw but plz if somone has the episodes or knows where 2 go get them make a reply on this page cas i dont have an email k? :)

I.R.S. {irresistable rouph slutt}

# OMG THIS FUCKIN ROCKS@ Thursday, July 22, 2004 9:14 PM

this is one gut bustin hellv a good show! i just cant beleave how cool it is and dont know how u thought it up, normally i dont have mach 2 do around the house so when in dout i go watch a funny action pact episode of red vs blue & u know it never ever gets old or boring one bit if anything it gets better because i see somthin i never reconized b4. ne-way the point is it rocks and so deos everyone who watches it. yep even me lol thnx :)

jo shmo

# cock bite # re: Red vs Blue @ Thursday, July 22, 2004 9:18 PM

plz dont ever stop makin these radical shows k? :) .

gohst

# {sigh}@ Thursday, July 22, 2004 9:24 PM

somone plz help im hearing how cool the show is and i want 2 see it 2 but i cant find n-e of them not even eps. 1 also is it free? :) HELP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

sad red vs blue lover

# # re: Red vs Blue @ Thursday, July 22, 2004 9:34 PM

First, RVB pwns. I truely love it, despite hardly anyone in The Great South Land (Australia for all you ppl that have never heard it being refered as that before) knowing about it. Its great because the stories can be carried over to other situations, such as TFC etc.

Secondly, I have to agree with Mort. Discworld requires a level of intelligence to understand its more subtle humour(Small gods and The 5th Elephant are my favourate so far), so I'm going with the Wizzard reference being a simple mistake on his behalf. Probably hasn't ever read a book in his life, and that's banking on the fact that he *can* read.

Wit that being said, I think we can safely say that he won't be making a return. Just some loser with nothing better to do than to inflame everyone else here.

P.s Wizzard is pure arsehat :) nuff said

Lews Therin

# re: Green vs Yellow@ Thursday, July 22, 2004 9:39 PM

ive accually always wanted to start my own little sow called green vs yellow ever cince uve inspierd me by makeing Red vs Blue. i love u guys :)

Modemgirl

# grl on grl war@ Thursday, July 22, 2004 9:45 PM

your show is so great i would show my goods 2 n-e one who inspierd this or helpd pass the word around. my motto is u pass the word around u pass me around. ;)

hot mamma

# reply 2 the girl on girl action@ Thursday, July 22, 2004 9:47 PM

whell i just told 5 people about it what will that get me? ;)

joshmo

# {sigh} PLZ HELP!@ Friday, July 23, 2004 5:05 AM

somone plz help im hearing how cool the show is and i want 2 see it 2 but i cant find n-e of them not even eps. 1 also is it free? :) HELP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! MY E-MAIL ADRESS IS (JOSHMO_440@HOTMAIL.COM)

SAD RED VS BLUE LOVER

# re: Red vs Blue@ Friday, July 23, 2004 4:19 PM

Yes its free... There is one thing well number 38 says to be contunied well when is 39 going to come out?

Blue Guy

# re: Red vs Blue@ Monday, July 26, 2004 9:04 PM

Red vs blue ep 39 will come out as the Premier for season 3, And rumor says it wont be coming along until october

Trevor Terry

# re: Red vs Blue@ Sunday, August 01, 2004 11:54 PM

hey how can i get the season 1 episodes, i only saw part of the first episode at a friends house and want to see them all

jordon weinmeier

# re: Red vs Blue@ Sunday, August 01, 2004 11:55 PM

and thats a fake last name.....

jordon

# re: Red vs Blue@ Thursday, August 05, 2004 7:37 PM

The site is under reconstruction now- no eps for download. But if you can get kazaa, you can find all eps out there if you're patient.

I think they said the site'll be back up in a couple weeks or so - not long to wait, considering we get a weird new story arc. Episode 38 had a strange, strange ending.

Mort

# re: Red vs Blue@ Saturday, August 07, 2004 10:50 AM

or you could try

http://www.thatweasel.tv/hbo_mirror.php?page=1

They seem to have heaps of the episodes both old and new.

NZ RVB FAN

# re: Red vs Blue@ Tuesday, August 10, 2004 3:27 PM

Good deal, NZ.

Mort

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# re: Red vs Blue@ Tuesday, December 05, 2006 2:00 PM

Why dont they have all the old episodes?

Christopher

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# re: Red vs Blue@ Wednesday, May 27, 2009 1:59 PM

i like love caboose more than u do

tabitha

# re: Red vs Blue@ Wednesday, May 27, 2009 2:02 PM

jk ilooooooooooooooovvvvvvvvvvvveeeeeee  

CABOOSE

HE IS SO F**KIN FUNNY

tabby

# re: Red vs Blue@ Tuesday, February 16, 2010 10:33 AM

Ну зачем про такое писать то.

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