The Joke's On You

Published Friday, April 01, 2005 9:24 AM

Heh, I’ve been preparing (link 1, 2, 3, 4) my April Fools joke for the last two weeks now. Boy are a lot of people gullable. To think that so many people would actually believe that Microsoft would hire a good ‘ol boy from Illinois and move him and his fiance across country. I do have to say that my story was very elaborate, though the indications are there that it was all fake (no names used, no specific dates except for my “on-site” interview). What’s even funnier is that I completely made up the Microsoft division that “hired” me. I even got some Microsoftees to join in (thanks gretchen & Cleve!), secretly of course, to help out in making this seem reliable.

So whats the real story? Well, Microsoft did purchase my source code, and I did send them a resume. However I was never called for a screening call or even got to go out there for a on-site interview. Its amazing on how much detail one can find about the interview process on the internet to make a good story great.

Update: Okay, the cats out of the bag…the post lasted about 2 hours before someone finally caught on that this post WAS the joke. For real, though, today is my last day with Integrity and I will be starting at Microsoft on April 11. God, that was funny!

Update2: Man, seriously, I’m still laughing over here…and so are my coworkers. Truly a masterpiece. BTW, I can’t help but feel like running around in a white towel (and nothing more) just like the guy in the Holiday Inn Express commercial…great ideas do come while your in the shower.

by mhawley

Comments

# Trevor said on Friday, April 01, 2005 12:29 PM

Well, I guess that means that the joke's on you then. Doesn't it?

# Matt Hawley said on Friday, April 01, 2005 12:35 PM

Well, yes since its about me...

# M. Keith Warren said on Friday, April 01, 2005 1:05 PM

See, and I was actually happy for you!

# Myrddin said on Friday, April 01, 2005 1:21 PM

Good one!

# Josh Robinson said on Friday, April 01, 2005 1:25 PM

What source code did they buy? eWorld UI?

# Matt Hawley said on Friday, April 01, 2005 1:28 PM

Yes, that is correct.

# jayson knight said on Friday, April 01, 2005 1:49 PM

Oh man...that was a good one.

# Jeff Key said on Friday, April 01, 2005 2:22 PM

For Pete's sake, THIS is the joke! Come on, people! ;)

# Scott said on Friday, April 01, 2005 2:31 PM

See, I knew you had really been to Seattle at least because you complained about the traffic. ALL Midwesterners who come to Seattle complain about the traffic.

Or WAIT. Maybe this is a recursive joke and the latest update is the joke?

I'll just wait for the stack to overflow and then laugh.

# Dad said on Friday, April 01, 2005 2:47 PM

Well I know it's not a joke - I've seen all the paperwork and am giving the party Sat night!

# Jon Galloway said on Friday, April 01, 2005 4:41 PM

Gosh. What if the MS job offer was the elaborate April Fool's joke, and the joke really is on you?

# TrackBack said on Sunday, April 03, 2005 11:40 AM

I'm not dead yet!

# Buspar. said on Thursday, November 06, 2008 2:43 AM

Buspar vs zanax. Buspar.