.NET Love Story Continues...

It has been DateTime.Now.Subtract(TimeSpan.FromDays(365)) since my last Message. I was hoping you would Response.Write or just give me a CallBack. So much has happened lately, it is difficult to Process. Although you Delegate your work, we seem to be on different Threads, and it feels like I am not as much of a Thread.Priority to you. Your communication always starts with "Me" or "My", when I am trying to suggest this or That. I am not the Anonymous Type. Rather, I am Literal. Are we still compatible?

Remember your old Studio? I new that Environment well. Yes it needed constant refreshing, but a little AJAX would have fixed that problem. However, since you moved into the Team Suite, it feels it has been without a proper Foundation. You are spending all your time with the Designer. Some of your Methods are difficult to manage, so I am hoping we can Refactor things real soon. Perhaps you could just do a Snippet of work here and there. Don't hesitiate to give me a List<HoneyDo>. That way, we can have time to watch our favorite show: "XQuery Eye for the T-SQL Guy".

I don't want to lose our Connection. Some have recommended we Abort, but I want us to Commit. True, I am running out of Cache, and I have some Dependencies. That is why I think we should go back to Sessions. You said you would never goto again, but it can Configure the state of our affairs to be more durable, and persist when things shut down.

Eventually, we will have Children.Count>0. What will they Inherit? Probably everything from just one parent. However, we can both be Providers. Nonetheless, they will Override the way we do things.

As we peer into the Vista of our future, we should not forget about our special Linq. Lets be deterministic! I want our LifetimeServices to be filled with Expressions. I still see the Sparkle in your eyes!

Published Tuesday, February 14, 2006 7:06 AM by Palermo4
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# re: .NET Love Story Continues...

Tuesday, February 14, 2006 10:01 AM by Jonas Stawski
Hilarious! Great stories.

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Tuesday, February 14, 2006 11:49 AM by Pete
hmmmm...not sure if I should laugh or feel sorry. Are you trully that bored? Perhaps a hobby...even basket weaving might help.

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Tuesday, February 14, 2006 11:50 AM by Chris Brooksbank
Was expecting this to be very geeky sad, however it was very cleverly written and great !

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Tuesday, February 14, 2006 6:14 PM by Simon Allardice
There's two sides to every story...

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Wednesday, February 14, 2007 11:25 PM by Vikram

wow, this is absolutly cool

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Thursday, February 15, 2007 1:19 AM by Rahul Soni

Haha... Hilarious!!

When is part 3 coming???

# re: .NET Love Story Continues...

Friday, February 16, 2007 3:15 AM by Dennis van der Stelt

@Rahul : Probably a year from now?! I hope not, this is great! :)

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Friday, February 16, 2007 10:51 AM by Sla

Very nice ;) Thanks a lot

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Sunday, February 18, 2007 1:00 AM by Arnaud Weil

Now, THAT is geek poetry, and it is excellently written! Thanks for that masterpiece!

# re: .NET Love Story Continues...

Monday, February 19, 2007 5:41 AM by Chitresh

ultimate!!! cheers!!!

# re: .NET Love Story Continues...

Friday, November 16, 2007 10:34 AM by Tanveer Badar

Can't wait to see next year's post. :)

# re: .NET Love Story Continues...

Thursday, December 6, 2007 4:47 PM by Sla

waiting for this year post :)

# re: .NET Love Story Continues...

Monday, October 13, 2008 6:17 AM by Krispy

"XQuery Eye for the T-SQL Guy" - fantastic!

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