What's on your desk?
I have a few items on my desk which ensure I stay at my current level of sanity.
Firstly I have my monkeys, they inform me to be good and never do bad things. They are here to watch over me and make sure I do not see, hear or speak any evil, by evil I think they mean Java.

As well as my sapiens I also have the ever dutiful pie lovers, Weebl and Bob. They stand guard over me and remind me to eat food - otherwise I'd just sit here all day.

What's on your desk?