Oh, a big thanks of course to Scott Watermasysk for the weblog stuff. Enough playing tonight, back to the luxurious Extended Stay "We are Saving the Environment by Giving you Crappy Towels and no Shampoo" America.
SQL Server 2000 Security Tools. Pretty cool set of tools to scan your network for the SQL Heineken mini-bar "worm" virus. A sqlscan -d nwtraders revealed a resounding 8 machines installed on my network that needed to be patched. Of course, the person who set the classroom up probably didn't want to throw down SP that MS didn't specify in the year+ old setup guide, so I should make fun of them toooo much (I'm on their totally unsecure Wireless network right now though. Thanks guys!)