ISerializable - Roy Osherove's Blog

"Don't persist ignorance"

"It works on my computer"

"Interface Me"

"Magic Strings are bad, m'kay?"

my favourite (the something should be in italics...

"Check something for god's sake"

red, green, t-shirt (from red, green, refactor)

unit test dummy (from crash test dummy)

Mock 1

Mock Force 1

i do all my own unit tests

got tests?

got mocks?

how's my mocking? call 1 800 555 TEST (from common commercial truck driver feedback)

programmers do it in the dark

ok, last one is test related but its was geeky enough to mention.

Best I've seen in a while: "I like to reflect on private members"

A slight refactoring of this: "I prefer private member injection"

I do L(ean) S(oftware) D(evelopment)

"I keep my private members to myself"

"My Inversion of Control can't be contained"

"I'll invert your control"

"Red, Green, It's QA's Problem"

"Abolish the Angle Bracket Tax"

"America's Next Top Model View Controller"

taken from:

sessions.visitmix.com/.../T50F

"Are you Mocking to Me?"

"Are You Mocking To Me?"

"I <3 the Green Bar"

We're all Mocks

If you can't beat them, mock them

Mock the planet

;-)

I see a cafepress.com site coming

I never understood what this <3 is supposed to mean. Can anyone explain please?

I created this one for my teenage daughters: www.cafepress.com/donxml.2950162

"403 Access Denied"

I'm with stub

Delete me

Apply my pattern

I am the law, implement my interface!

Nant -> I'm with stupid

"Assert.That(this.wearer, Is.Geek);"

Don't touch my privates

Refactored.

- StubBorn !

- veni, vidi, vici, refactor.

- front side throw new MyShinyStronglyTypedException()

- backwards catch(Exception ex){/**Nihahhaaaha*/}

- I broke the build, I liked it

- call me to integrate continously

- Talk is cheap, show me the test!

Don't talk to me, talk to my interface

I'm continuously integrated; Are you?

im in yur units breakin' ur tests

i can has ReSharper?

Fake

@ No Name

<3 is a heart lying on its side.

All your base class are belong to me.

I've always wanted something like this for a kids shirt:

public class Me : ISpoiled

We could also try getting Linq-y

coffee.ConvertAll(c => c.Code());

"Learn how to fake"

"One second ... I'm compiling."

"And then I told him 'Lorem ipsum dolor sit amet ...'"

"I can fix that, just type 'format c:'"

"Are you staring at my hard drive?"

"Look at the size of my hard drive."

"Checkout '$My/Gluts'"

Spec/BDD style...

When break build

should not go home

When defect reported

should write a test

When lost

should take smaller steps

"LOGO Expert"

- Unhandled exception

- I see dead code

Please do not shoot the build on friday!

(For those one that does check in on late friday, breaks the build and leave poor people with a broken build on saturday morning.... :P )

Alk.

I want to test drive your mama

I lolled at the last one.

Silverlight does not mean silver in color.(in a black/White colour Tshirt)

Biblical reference -

public class Geek : Earth { }

(And the Geek shall inherit the Earth)