Steve Wellens

Programming in the .Net environment

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Favorite Programmer Quotes…

 

"A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing." — Emo Philips

 

"There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't. " – Unknown.

 

"Premature optimization is the root of all evil." — Donald Knuth

 

"I should have become a doctor; then I could bury my mistakes." — Unknown

 

"Code softly and carry a large backup thumb drive." — Me

 

"Always code as if the guy who ends up maintaining your code will be a violent psychopath who knows where you live." — Martin Golding

 

"DDE…the protocol from hell"— Charles Petzold

 

"Just because a thing is new don't mean that it's better" — Will Rogers

 

"The mark of a mature programmer is willingness to throw out code you spent time on when you realize it's pointless." — Bram Cohen

 

"A good programmer is someone who looks both ways before crossing a one-way street." — Doug Linder

 

"The early bird may get the worm but it's the second mouse that gets the cheese." — Unknown

 

I hope someone finds this amusing.

Steve Wellens

Comments

Thiago Temple said:

I found it amusing!

# November 29, 2012 9:51 AM