A colleague pointed out another .NET vs. Java article in JavaPro - but the interesting part is not the content but rather that the JavaPro site is implemented in .NET. (For example, this printer friendly version is an ASPX page)
Yes, I know it's Fawcette and they have VSLive! and .NET magazine and other Microsoft-centric stuff - and that it's probably an enterprise-mandated solution and not a choice the JavaPro guys were able to make.
But I don't think that makes it any less humorous :)