Now we know where the $50 billion is going

Thursday, April 1, 2004

I just caught a blimpse of CNBC @ lunch and I see where Microsoft has announced what they are going to do with the $50+ billion dollars in assets and cash that they have. Bill Gates, Steve Ballmer, and Sam Palmisano, who is the CEO of IBM, were having a hand-n-hand announcement that IBM is going to be purchased by Microsoft in a deal estimated @ $128 billion dollars. Mr. Palmisano said that he was very excited about finally getting rid of those ugly green screen system and running a GUI on those ugly iSeries AS/400 systems. More info to come...........

Wally

5 Comments

Bull - you should be sued.

Truth - Thursday, April 1, 2004 12:00:00 PM

Be careful wally, someone might think you're joking - it being April 1st and all.

Phil Winstanley - Thursday, April 1, 2004 12:16:00 PM

to be a good prank, you need to at least supply some links to make it seem plausible. MS or IBM does it, funny. some kid pull one out of his ass, not funny.

shame - Thursday, April 1, 2004 12:35:00 PM

go suck yourself off and sh*t in a hat!

Nancy Davolio - Thursday, April 1, 2004 12:49:00 PM

I HATE APRIL FOOLS>

Sam - Thursday, April 1, 2004 1:21:00 PM

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