The December, 23rd holiday known as Festivus is fast approaching.
- Make sure that you have your Festivus Pole up soon.
- Before the traditional Festivus Dinner, have everyone write down the year's issues for the "Airing of Grievances." That way, it is easy and quick for everyone to badmouth everyone at the official "Airing of Grievances" session at dinner.
- Have you been working out for the "Feats of Strength?" After dinner, the patriarch of the family will challenge family members to contests, until the patriarch is defeated, unless that person already has something to do.
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