Sexiest Woman Alive?

Ok, this might be a little off topic, but it definately deserves some mention...

According to Esquire, Jessica Biel is the sexiest woman alive... I can think of no way to explain this other than someone's publicist paid off someone, or the guys at Esquire were doing a little too much smoking and not enough research. Don't get me wrong, Jessica Biel is a good looking girl... but I think everyone in their right mind knows that another Jessica is much hotter:

http://www.esquire.com/sexiestwoman/

vs

http://men.style.com/gq/features/landing?id=content_847

or even:

http://www.streaming-clips.com/videoclips/2524/Jessica-Simpson/These-boots-are-made-for-walkin.php

Admittedly, everyone has their own tastes... but I can think of not a single time that anyone has mentioned to me how hot they think Jessica Biel is, while this is not the case with numerous others. Come to think of it, I probably don't even know a single person that would put her on their top ten list.... but somehow she made Esquire's #1. Maybe next month they will name Keanu Reeves as the world's best actor.