New product announcement - Dente 2.0

Product Specifications:

Name: Mira Lynn Dente
Ship date: July 1, 2006
Weight: 7 lb 13oz
Length: 20 1/4 inches

Features:

• Highly portable – weighs < 8 lbs (at ship date – weight subject to change)
• Built in alerting system to notify operator of system problems
• Sophisticated neural network that actually learns additional behavior over time
• Advanced power-saving sleep mode
• 115% greater adorability than previous version

Limitations:

Dente 2.0 is not compatible with Life 1.0 or Sleep 1.5. Hopefully compatibility with Sleep 1.5 will be restored in the future.

As with many new products, this one was delivered a little late - but product quality is top notch. 

As I suspect happens with many husbands, I have a whole new level of respect for my wife after witnessing labor – I think I would have been mainlining heroin after only a couple hours of that.