Ain't nobody in VB :-))

Surely a joke but Early Adopter report an idea by Microsoft to add Ain't to the language. LOL.

Maybe we should organize some sort of competition and submit our wishes to Redmond.

And Gidion imagine VB in 10 years:

What will VB look like in 10 years? 

    IF JAMMED GOTO BUMBLEF**K
    WAZ'UP WITH DUDE FOO
    IF DUDE IS A POPPER THEN   
       SCOOTCH DA FOO TO DA GC
    ELSE   
       SWEET SAUCE
    END IF
    BUMBLEF**K:
    IF FOR REAL THEN    
      HOLLER AT USER
    ELSE    
      GNARLY
    END IF
    roughly translates to 
    ON ERROR GOTO ERRHANDLER
    DECLARE foo AS DUDE = new DUDE()
    IF (NOT foo IS IDude) THEN 
      foo.Dispose();
    ELSE   
     RETURN TRUE
    ENDIF
    ERRHANDLER:
     IF (Err is SeriousException) THEN   
      MessageBox.Show("Error occured!");
    ELSE   
      RESUME NEXT
    END IF

Slang words in bold courtesy of: http://www.ocf.berkeley.edu/~wrader/slang/recent.html
I switched from VB to C# a few years ago... I do like VB, I just like C# better :)
Quick note to all vb'ers who have either found a syntax error in my vb code or disagree: It's just my opinion, so relax ;)

 

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