Toilet ringtones ;-)

New York commuters were less concerned about cellphone-number portability than cellphone pot-ability Wednesday. Edward Gallard, 41, was on a train out of Grand Central, went into the bathroom to make a call, dropped his phone into the toilet, reached in to grab it and got stuck, Reuters reported.

Rail workers couldn't help him, so they stopped the train and called in firefighters, who spent 90 minutes extricating the guy using their Jaws of Life equipment. Meanwhile, thousands of commuters were held up during the evening rush hour.

I am sure Edward will never use a cellphone again - how embarrassing ;-)