Google offers flushable Broadband
TiSP, or
Toliet Internet Service Provider
enables anyone with indoor plumbing to get broadband by simply
dropping a fiber-optic cable down their toilet and flushing.
Once in your sewer line one of Googles trained Plumbing
Hardware Dispatchers (PHDs) will plug your cable into Googles
global data networking system and you'll be surfing the web
within the hour. TiSP is currently in beta because "when
things go wrong, they go very, very wrong"