Robert McLaws: FunWithCoding.NET

Public Shared Function BrainDump(ByVal dotNet As String) As [Value]

  • Click, Whirr... Poof!

    My laptop is dead. Long live my laptop. Good thing a brand new Dell Inspiron 8600 is on it's way tomorrow... Now hopefully it's the IDE controller that died on my laptop... and not the hard drive. Otherwise I just lost a week's worth of work.

  • CES 2005: Gates Keynote Observation

    I was watching clips from Bill's keynote... did anyone else notice that hed made a really poor choice in chairs? Compared to the behemoth that is Conan the advent... uh, I mean O'Brien, and the fact that it was so freakin wide... it just made him look really puny. What, does Bill have a big ass? Why did he need such a wide chair? He should have picked a skinnier chair with a shorter back... would have made him look more prominent.

  • I'm so happy I could cry...

    Well, ok I'm not THAT happy ;). But I am really excited. I've been working at a client's for the past three weeks rebuilding their network. The viruses and spyware just got so bad that everything had to be wiped, and we started from scratch. It consisted of:

  • .Text Performance Tip - JIT Debugging

    I was going through my websites recently, and I noticed something curious about the .Text default web.config files that are chipped with the bits. The <compilation> tag has the "debug" attribute set to true. If you're running a large .Text community (as I am), this can have a very serious impact on performance. Make sure you check your settings and set debug="false" if you have not already sone so. I would restart IIS also, just for good measure.

  • Halo 2 and Xbox Live - .NET Programmer Clan

    I've had Xbox live for a couple weeks now, but I haven't been on it very much since no one ever seems to be on for NFL Fever 2004. But I bought Halo 2 yesterday, and been playing deathmatches nonstop ever since. Regrettably, the only person's butt I kicked was Scott Hanselman. Had a blast last night though.

  • A "Barter" Proposition

    I have a 1U Dual 2.4 GHz Xeon server that has been sitting dormant for a while. I got it in exchange for some Classic ASP work a while back, and it retailed for $2K at the time. It's about a year old, and it's in excellent condition. The only thing wrong with it is the cd tray's face is missing. It popped off a couple months ago. I'd sell it on eBay but I don't think I'll get anything decent for it. I wouldn't mind keeping it because it's a hefty machine that would be useful later, but is there anyone out there that has a use for it with something to trade? I'd be interested in entertaining offers.