Below is the entry my wife submitted for the Ultimate Surface Fan Contest (I helped her write it). Even if it was not chosen to win I though it was pretty good, so I decided to share it. My wife is hoping it wins so she gets my Surface II. That's what is called a win/win for everyone.
For My Husband: Ode To Surface II
Your Haswell Chip Is Like A Work Horse, Giving Me Power To Work ALL Day.
Your Screen Is As Clear As Diamonds, Making It Easy on My Eyes.
Your Backlit Keys Are Like Stars On A Dark Night, Guiding My Way.
Your Power Keyboard Is Like A Five Hour Energy Drink, Giving Me The Extra Energy To Get Through A Long Day.
Your Stylus Is Like An Electric Pen, Allowing Me To Write And Draw As I Would On Paper.
Your Docking Stations Is Like A Cornerstone, Giving Me A Base When I Need It But Still Allowing Me To Be Mobile.
Your ARC Mouse Is Like A Custom Made Tool, It Just Fits Naturally In My Hand.
You Are Like A Role Model, Setting The Bar For What All Win8 Hybrid Devices Should Be.
You Are The Ultimate Win8 Tablet.