Give me something free..

Reading Eric Lippert's latest post, who was commenting on Joe's post

I don't work for MS, yet, but here's my take!

I wish #3 was that far down on my list. I think #1 is a tossup between

I need a web site designed, will you do it (for free)
My computer is broken, fix it

I think I am going to come up with a friends & family rate for web sites and support, and make that rate double of the rate I charge anyone else!