Nothing compares to you...

int you = new int(), nothing = new int();

if (nothing.CompareTo(you) == 0) {

   Console.WriteLine("Nothing Compares To You!");

}

Shorter:

int you = new int(), nothing = new int();

Console.WriteLine(nothing.CompareTo(you) == 0 ? "Nothing Compares To You!":"");

PS: It compiles.

And something from a friend of mine during a class of PL/SQL:

PL/SQL:
declare
   Result number(2);
   heart_broken exception;
   gun_trigger exception;
begin
   if SHOW_LOV('myLov') = false then
      go_block('Heart_broken');
   else
      go_block('Joy');
   end if;
   exception
      when heart_broken then
         raise gun_trigger;
end;

(I believe it compiles as well ;))

Update: It seems it's from Sinead O'Connor.