The Subservient Programmer

You’ve all probably seen the Subservient Chicken…

Have you ever wanted to have your own programmer to control and tell him exactly what you want him to do ?

Well… for all of you Control Freaks out there… check the Subservient Programmer :-)

Commands to try:

wave, sleep,  leave,  poster, stand on desk, jump, juggle, java, chair, drink, stapler, lights, phone, paper, draw, website, game, linux, monitor, hack, reboot, cd, mad, clean, unplug, ebay, quit, laugh, finger, 2 fingers … 10 fingers, fight, exercise, walk, cry, smell, relax, handstand, meditate, dizzy, karate, god, scream, music, monkey, kill boss, flex, trip, bite your nails, puke, cold, smoke, shake head, ballet, talkin to me, upset, hit yourself, slap yourself, bathroom, bow, music, running man, dance, kiss, perl, eat apple, bang head, clippy, march, this sucks, paperclip, help, headphones, asl, game, refrigerator, eat, strip, chicken, throw apple, meeting, memo, email, web cam, VB.NET, C#, C++, J#, unit test, debug, file bug, design, refactor, search, vista, community, enterprise, strong bad,  smartphone, drop acid, dessert, solitaire, msn, esc, ctrl+alt+delete, look, notepad, paris hilton, donald trump, matrix, drink, iso 9000, star trek, transporter malfunction, beam up, one to beam up, oj simpson, michael jackson, windows bob, regular expression, VB6, interdev, tech ed, christopher flores, paul flessner, brian goldfarb, steve ballmer, soma somaseger, eric rudder, brian keller, andrew lees, bill gates, marie huwe, monopoly, ipod, energy, playboy, golf, baby, umbrella, viral, stare, kill, garbage, ping pong, build, baseball, destroy, poplock, dan fernandez, monster, pee, stretch, kill boss, beat self, yell, type, manager, manager yell, compliance, microsoft.

If you would like to create your own Subservient check here for more details.

If you just want to download the souce code for it … choose :  VB Source Code / C# Source Code

[Thanks Chad for the link !]