Bad Ideas
a) it takes a lot of processing power
or
b) there are a lot of people doing something that requires relatively little processing
This can only lead to problems. In any case, I wrote more about this in the comments on one of the first posts that suggested this solution [2]. Bottom line, do it right, don't do it this way.
[1] http://www.myblogroll.com/Articles/progressbar
[2]
http://www.ddconsult.com/blogs/illuminati/archives/000089.html