I am not giving away free shirts!

This is one of the strangest things. A while back, Sam mentioned he wished MS gave out free shirts still. I responded that they still do (to which he responded, "those aren't the kind of shirts I mean). Anyway, that post has about 22 referal links from various google searches that have been run for "Free Shirts". Maybe this is because google ranks the post 11th on the list for "Free Shirts," which itself is strange enough. But, what is even stranger is that people keep emailing me and asking me to send them these free shirts and posting comments like this:

• re: Free Shirts
  kishore
  Posted @ 6/1/2003 11:07 AM
  #1029,krishna hostel iitmadras,chennai,india
• re: Free Shirts
  Josh S.A
  Posted @ 6/1/2003 8:43 PM
  Will be great if u send me the Shirt at
  
  9- Lee Street , St Albans , Victoria , Australia 3021
• re: Free Shirts
  zeeshan
  Posted @ 6/20/2003 12:30 PM
  a-1547 gulshan-e-hadeed phase 1 bin qasim 49 dist malir sindh karachi pakistan plz give me free t shirts thankyou

Do these people even know how to read? I don't see how anyone could get the impression from the text of the actual post that I am giving away free shirts...