Autoupdate SQL Server
Paschal, why couldn't you manage this with a server with a DMZ server with a hole opened up to the inside with IPSec to keep it secure? I agree that the box can't be hit directly, but surely there is a reasonable way to accomplish this objective.
For god sake, why doing such thing ? Since years and years, Microsoft (and other serious software houses like Oracle) told every DBA that the right architecture for a database server is to hide the box from the outside world just limiting the connection with one trust live server.
So why should I change this model which works perfectly well, for some few updates from the big company ?
I am probably stubborn, but I also tried to reply the same to Robert Mc Laws, and I don't see any advantages to make the box visible.
Why do we want to make things so complicated ?
Randy explain your point of view to any DBA who has the responsibility of personal details, like credit card numbers or address, and he will certainly answer No Way !
As you suggest in your comment, a hole is a breach of security, whatever you setup IPSec or not.
The solution Robert proposed is cool, no doubt about this but it's only good in an ideal world, with no hackers, no hungry marketing people, starved to death and eager to steal our precious data ;-)