LISP.NET
I've seen a lot of people talking about LISP lately. I have no idea what the heck it is, but I was searching my hard drive for a User's Guide I wrote for GenX.NET, and I found this link. It's a LISP compiler right inside the .NET Framework 1.1 SDK. Look on your hard drive at this location:
c:\Program Files\Microsoft Visual Studio .NET 2003\SDK\v1.1\Tool Developers Guide\Samples\clisp\clisp.htm
Maybe that will help some of you. I may be really dumb, and I really don;t have any clue what I'm talking about. But this seemed like it was what everyone was talking about.