Robert McLaws: FunWithCoding.NET

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  • Make Your WinForms Apps Stand Out

    My favorite cross-dresser Martin Spedding pointed me to a guy out of the UK by the name of Tim Dawson that has made some killer WinForms controls. His controls add Office 2003 stylings to any app, and are completely customizable. I'd gladly pay $100 bucks a pop for these controls, but he gives them away for free. Awesome! Make sure you put a few bucks in his tip jar and pay the man for his efforts. Martin's putting together a really cool RSS application that's really going to make some waves. Can't wait to see the final version.

  • Combating MyDoom.A in Outlook 2003

    I had over 80 e-mails in my inbox when I woke up this morning, most from this wonderful new virus that some schmuck that can't get a girlfriend decided to write in his ample spare time. I hope someone nails this jerk. As you can already tell, this virus thing is really starting to tick me off. Since my e-mail server's antivirus filters have not updated yet, I started fighting it the good-ole-fashioned way: Rules in Outlook 2003.

  • Mars Rover Problems - Update

    NASA is now saying that the problem with the Spirit rover is due to the fact that it is “trying to keep track of too many files”. There are many lessons to be learned here. First, humans are no longer the only ones that suffer from this problem. Maybe if Spirit had been running WinFS it wouldn't have been so much of an issue. I'll need to ask Don Box if Indigo communications can be piped through the Deep Space Network. Anyways, the second lesson is simple: Regular maintenance of your computer is key. Defragment your hard drive once a week, and make regular backups, deleting files you no longer use on a regular basis. Whether it's a Martian rover or the family computer, taking these routine steps will ensure your system doesn't melt down at the most inopportune of times.

  • Mars Rover Problems

    NASA said today that the Mars rover “Spirit“ was online and recovering from its earlier problems. They said they had narrowed the problems down to the Flash memory unit and the file system that manages it. A Microsoft Representative directed JPL personnel to KB Article 743382 - “File Access Causes System Reboot on Windows Mobile 2003 - Interplanetary Rover Edition”. The KB article calls for the rover operator to bypass the Flash memory and access the RAM directly by playing Timothy Busfueld's violin solo from “Revenge of the Nerds“ backwards while holding down the “Ctrl“, “Ins“, “F9“ and “Esc” keys simultaneously.

  • Dude, Where's My Reference?

    My next Builder.com article is finally online. This one talks about how to deploy server control files, and how to make sure they show up in the “Add References” dialog box. It's one of those steps that is often overlooked, but critical to customer usability. If server controls are your thing, then this article is for you. As always, feedback is welcome and appreciated.

  • Control Confusion

    Why is it that no one expects a server control to register information in the Start Menu? I get support questions all the time asking where they can find the docs. I say “Did you check the Start Menu - Start | Programs | Interscape Technologies | ScrollingGrid 1.1 ?” Is it just because few other control vendors do this?