Okay, there are only 4 days for the conference but if were around for another 8 this is what it might be like:
On the twelfth day of Vegas,
my vendor gave to me
Twelve ugly mouse pads,
Eleven tins of breath mints,
Ten Windows stress toys,
Nine network cables,
Eight USB hubs,
Seven drinking vessels,
Six CD holders,
Five Channel 9 guys,
Four crappy t-shirts,
Three DVDs,
Two laser pointers,
And a stylish new laptop bag!
Enjoy the conference while you're here.