Someone send this CSR some flowers...

Sure, it is a crank call, but it is amusing as all hell and not far off the mark. Take a listen for yourself at http://www.failedlife.com/TDLmovies/shadowbane_crying.mp3 

Whomever took this call should really get a promotion for not simply screaming at this guy.

Thanks for Scott (a.k.a. Lum The Mad) for posting a link to this.